Horse Theft Deluxe - Subjugate the land or flatten it. Master outrageous quests, slay heroes, steal horses, overcome guards, rob farmers, and become the ultimate medieval rogue. Enjoy an old-school open-world action game full of pop culture references. The classic GTA gameplay gets a medieval twist. In the grand tournament, the hand of the princess awaits as a prize. Rise from petty criminal to grandmaster. Or maybe not. Guy (that's you) and his best buddy (fittingly named Buddy) want to secure the grand prize with holy hand grenades, souped-up horses, and personal minstrels in tow. This means madness and chaos with humor and flair.

Horse Theft Deluxe: Leave a trail of destruction in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, and manure piles. The main thing is that you succeed. Crown yourself: As a poor peasant, you must get creative to win the grand tournament. Form absurd alliances, outsmart your opponents, and dig up dinosaur skeletons (sure, why not?). An open medieval world: How you progress is entirely up to you. Complete quests, create chaos, and have fun at the expense of others. Grandiose antics: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, throw holy hand grenades, or plow amazing pictures into the fields. Powerful minstrelsy: Hire a musical companion to serenade you with the songs you love, providing a rousing soundtrack to your adventures.