Deluxe Horse Theft - Subjugate the land or flatten it. Master outrageous quests, slay heroes, steal horses, overcome guards, rob farmers, and become the ultimate medieval rogue. Enjoy an old-school open-world action game full of pop culture references. The classic GTA gameplay gets a medieval twist. In the grand tournament, the hand of the princess awaits as a prize. Rise from petty criminal to grandmaster. Or not. You and your best buddy, aptly named Buddy, want to secure the grand prize with holy hand grenades, souped-up horses, and personal minstrels in tow. This means madness and chaos with humor and flair.

Leave a path of destruction in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, and manure piles. As long as you succeed. Crown yourself: Since you are a poor peasant, you must get creative to win the grand tournament. Form absurd alliances, outsmart your opponents, and dig up dinosaur skeletons (sure, why not?). An open medieval world: How you progress is entirely up to you. Complete quests, wreak havoc, and enjoy fun at the expense of others. Grandiose antics: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, throw holy hand grenades, or create amazing pictures in the field with a plow. Powerful minstrel: Hire a musical companion to serenade you with the songs you love, providing a hearty soundtrack to your adventures.